Timecrimes (2007)

                                                    Timecrimes "Los Cronocrimenes" (2007)

Theatrical Release:  June 27, 2008 (Spain)

Run Time:                 92 minutes

Genre:                        Sci-Fi/Mystery

MPAA:                     R

6-Pack Rating:       4.5 out of 6

After accidentally traveling to the past, Héctor (Karra Elejalde) meets himself and triggers a series of mysterious events that lead to a shocking crime. The gripping time-travel story -- at once deeply intricate and easy to follow -- also stars Candela Fernández. Oscar-nominated short-film director Nacho Vigalondo makes his feature debut with this finely crafted sci-fi thriller.

Bottom Line:     

Warning for all lazy movie watchers:  This movie is subtitled!  This is a recent find on Netflix, so take advantage of this opportunity if you are a Netflix user as I imagine this is typically a hard movie to come across (U.S.)  It is amazing what this film was able to do in terms of capability and creativity.  Every set/location seems so unique and it is all done with very limited funding!  Timecrimes really utilizes the fundamentals of cinematography in a way that puts the viewer on the edge of his seat/bed/floor/hammock.  You will find it hard to do much "multi-tasking" while watching this film.  SO, grab our beer pairing and do as follows: Wait till it's dark, be alone, electronic devices away and just get immersed in this film.  You won't regret this quick watch!      

The Pairing:

We recommend something simple, yet delicious for this one.  If you can find it go for Estrella Damm, it sticks to the Spanish vibe and you can take 'em down with ease.  It has been brewed in Barcelona, Spain since the late 19th century.  This pale lager provides a crisp finish with distinct grain aromas.  We found it at Raffe's Deli off Poplar Ave. in Memphis.  Kroger's sometimes have it as well!

This Is 40 (2012)

This Is 40 (2012)

Theatrical Release: December 21, 2012

Run Time:              134 minutes (ouch)

Genre:                    Comedy/Dramedy

MPAA:                    R

6-Pack Rating:       2.5 out of 6

Judd Apatow directs, co-produces, and writes this spin-off comedy expanding on the lives of Pete and Debbie from the movie Knocked Up. 

Bottom Line: 

Fortunately this is already out on most OnDemand features and RedBox (04/19/13) so you don't have to make the decision of whether or not this is worth the visit to your local theater.  Judd Apatow and his "crew" of actors have put out some hilarious films and this one, on occasion, is no different..  This film is kinda like a roller coaster with only one loop-dee-loop and numerous breakdowns.  You can't wait to get to the peak and then when you do it's too quickly over and you find yourself at the bottom again.   Flashes of hilarity, Megan Fox, and good acting make this movie a worth-while watch.  However they don't make up for the over 2 hour run time.  This is perfect for that Sunday hangover couch session.  Get cuddly with a blanket, turn the A/C up,  and grab a beer or two.

The Pairing:

We recommend the personal "Go-To" beer for this one.  Something light, something free, and something that's (hopefully) already in your fridge.  

The Evil Dead (2013)

The Evil Dead (2013)

Theatrical Release: April 5, 2013

Run Time:              91 minutes

Genre:                   Horror/Gore Fest

MPAA:                    R

6-Pack Rating:       4.5 out of 6

In the much anticipated remake of the 1981 cult-hit horror film, five twenty-something friends become holed up in a remote cabin. When they discover a Book of the Dead, they unwittingly summon up dormant demons living in the nearby woods, which possess the youngsters in succession until only one is left intact to fight for survival.

Bottom Line:

Fede Alvarez did a fantastic job with this film.  When taking on a remake of this stature one always contemplates the possibility of ruining such a staple in the horror movie genre.  Being 91 minutes long, this movie is action packed and a straight up thrill ride.  Especially if your like us and like a little blood, guts, excrement, brains, nail guns, and of course chain saws on your thrill rides.  If you are looking to writhe in your seat or scream at the screen this is it.  Keep in mind the high density of gore.  Folks, don't be bringing your 5 year old to this one please.  

The Pairing: 

We recommend something high gravity for this one.  The Torpedo Extra IPA by Sierra Nevada is an awesome compliment to any movie going experience.  The controlled bitterness will settle well with bitter thoughts you'll have after seeing this much gore in 91 minutes.  Also, the extra alcohol content will give that extra confidence when your knee deep in horror hell.  

Beer And A Movie: Our Mission

Alright,

Here it goes.  Here at "Beer And A Movie" we have a firm dedication to two things: Quality Beer Products and Great Theatrical Releases!  Our goal as a systematical rating system is to arm our readers with enough knowledge on whether or not a movie is an aisle necessity or a couch fantasy!  Regardless..... as with most things, beer must find a way to become involved.  This is going to be a work in progress but great things are in the near future!

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